As a Chicagoan and a Cubs fan, he, along with Bryant and Soler, are completely revitalizing the true north-side baseball fans in this city. Sure, the team is awful and a LONG way from competing (need pitching badly) but these guys (Rizzo, Alcantara, Baez) that are currently playing that were brought up by Epstein and…

Ooh, that's the best one yet.

Breaking 34 unwritten baseball rules, which does itself probably comply with Rule 34.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Nice to see they are keeping the riff-raff away from the rich folk.

And god damn, this place looks generic and boring.

Jesus Christ we get it.

I'm sure it's just the angle of the photo...but the new stadium looks like a small college field...with more suites. Kinda underwhelming.

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

dumb

No.

well...Someone has to teach the Bears defense how to tackle...

DID SHE GIVE IT TO A KID?

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

I'm a huge Golden State Warriors fan and am also an atheist so I was never a huge fan of Pastor/Coach Mark Jackson. When he took over, the Warriors still sucked. So after a few consecutive losses I got pretty tired of him tweeting about Mr. Jesus and Mr. Jesus' dad and praying to them and following them and blah blah…

After correcting Rovell for several mistakes and otherwise unfounded conclusions, this is what did it for me:

I asked Ray Lewis if he was going to write a "if i did it, this is how i would have done it" book. Got blocked. Does that mean a yes or a no?

I really, really like my S5 active. I'm harder on phones than Jalopnik is on Chrysler Sebring convertibles, but my S5 active's spces, beefier corners, physical buttons and covered USB port have served me well so far.

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

I like how this isn't even a joke.