This is something you don't see every day.

Great comment..."congrads".

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]

Im not a fan of either teams in question, but holy crap that music video is god awful.

I, for one, am waiting for chupacabra69 to deliver his take on this before forming my own opinion.

seriously. It's moments like this that make you realize how spot on that impression was.

Plus, those are the only things white enough to satisfy Cardinals fans.

My god, are you new to this website? You must be new to this website.

I bet that baby sues MLB for defamation.

That. Was. Beautiful. Just outstanding work.

Who exactly was your target audience? If you don't want your audience to be people with names like "BigBenRapedMeToo" then Deadspin is definitely not for you.

This is very good advice. I met some buddies in south beach on our way to a gentlemen's fishing excursion in Islamorada and yadda yadda yadda I was doing lines off a Colombian stripper's ass.

You got me lost like a bastard on father's day with that. I don't know what the fuck I just read.

I don't get it.

Probably not a good sign when your team photo looks exactly like a mug shot.

One ball girl made one mistake.

You get more diamonds and dresses, a better DJ, and two groomscakes.

I'm sure it happens to the Cardinals too but those players are deeply ashamed because THE CARDINALS HAVE THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL.

Possibly relevant, possibly not: A few years ago, we did get a tip about two popular Vikings involved in a situation similar to the one Kluwe mentioned.

Gay marriage- like marriage, but happy.