Good for the Lakers, as they've needed another boozer since Lamar Odom left.

if only there was a medium by which someone could summarize all of this into a clear and concise format for us to read and digest.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

I see. The national media didn't use for fear of exposing the truth that he was exponentially better than their hero Ripken...

He is definitely known as Mr Padre, at least around San Diego

I guess so.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Smokin jay approves this message.

Why are they asking Smoking Jay Cutler about basketball?

He is smokin' hot!

What terrible people. How is the NBA supposed to make any money if you just reuse old jerseys instead of burning them and buying new ones?

This nomination is for season one, not season two.

Four other actresses were nominated. So who were you referring to?

reppin' farnsworth, that just shows how sad cubs fans are right now

No it's pretty effing cool actually.

Tina Belcher has suddenly become very interested in this story.

Why is no one making a deal about this? This game should be over.