I never called it rape. I called it sexual assault. A university doesn’t pay $300,000 for a mooning. He shoved his ass, taint, balls and dick on her face and then wouldn’t let her move while others watched and laughed. I’m sure you're right though, he probably emerged from it as a better man

Mooning? That’s what you gathered? It was not just a mooning. Stop playing dumb. Also, there’s nothing wrong with his post game interview when you realize he had to listen to broncos players trash talk him the entire time. The only thing Cam did wrong was play like shit

Try some google. He’s worked real hard to keep it cover it up. But it’s true. Also, don’t forget that peyton has acted like a poor sport after losses too. He walked off of the field after the super bowl against the saints before he could shake hands or talk to anyone and has been quick to blame his o line after…

First time that “never forget” has actually been a helpful reminder because I totally forgot about that time the twin towers had an atomic bomb explode underneath them

By sending this link to all my friends who are “die hard” Duke fans that have never stepped foot in the state of North Carolina.

This is very bad news. If you hate listening to Phil Simms, you’re doing it wrong. Get drunk and follow @philsimmsquotes. It’s way more fun than any Thursday night game.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

“Steph, if you lose does that mean you have to let Russell be Riley’s valentine? “

Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features

Trying to get the girl by dressing exactly like her dad? That’s rookie shit

The best part was how he woke up for a second, remembered what was happening, and then went right back to sleep.

It’s more likely that he was jerking off to his own game film.

+1

Not to break up the fun but remember that stat includes OT games

Just finish your metamorphosis. Go on, change the comment. You’re so close:

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Tried the hot pockets breakfast bites. They could be very good but there was so much breading and barely any ingredients that it ruined it.