“Okay in this photo I want you to look like your paralyzed. Imagine Giselle just picked you up out of your wheelchair and set you on the couch before readjusting you... but in like a sexy way.”

“You’re just trying to get something to quote me on, and I’m not going to give it to you”

Created an account just for that comment? Damn. How lonely are you? Do you need a friend? We can find you help.

Jake Johnson is a good one too

Counterpoint:

When you stalkin your ex on facebook and see she’s got a new bae

He could let him be a White Sox fan, but you just have to decide whether physical abuse is better than emotional abuse

You know, everything is okay, and as long as you want to do it and as long as it feels good to you then it’s perfectly acceptable do it.

Instead of 10 or 11, can this year be 348,908?

I can’t believe they’re still letting him post today.

It was nice of Barry to take off his fedora for the picture though

I would get mad at Drew wrapping his sweater around his waist but I don’t think anyone should expect anything different from him at this point.

Greg is the only person in that room dressed like a respectable human being

Samer just got clowned so hard he should have to go work at MTV News nows.

What if we replaced “losers” with “woman”? Asking for a friend.

“Player with signs of CTE commits suicide on sideline. Surviving family left with his fine for having too much red on his jersey that wasn’t a part of the uniform.”

Ditka’s farts are getting weaker

Bills Mondays are the new Bear Fridays.