Still grateful they have the edit option

I still wish Kinja allowed a delete option within the first 15 minutes

I was afraid of what Deadspin was going to be like during this time period when negative sports are happening, but y’all are coming through.

Think you meant to reply to someone else

Nooooo! Teen Mom 2 and Pretty Little Liars puts a serious strain on my relationship with my girlfriend.

You get a $70 million contract and Obama lets your mom out of prison. Not a bad couple days for Thomas.

Amy Schumer falls into the sometimes hot / sometimes not category where I find Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick. Just something about that face. It reminds me of Miss Piggy from the Muppets movies I used to watch as a kid.

10 bucks says Coorl is recommending their own posts

Old people are bad at the internet

Further evidence: He’s moved from Bud Light to MGD 64

I work at a bar (Hangar 9, Carbondale, IL) that is live streaming every single one of these shows and I am working all of them. They started at 8:30 last night and played the same song until 1:15. I can’t wait for next weekend to be over.

Something about this article makes me think he should be

Was wondering what the fuck you were talking about till I saw your screen name. Got it.

Shootouts are super entertaining! But it’s like ending a tie baseball game with a homerun derby. That would be awesome! It would also make no sense.

For me, anything that limits shootouts is good and leads to more “real” hockey. I can’t wait to watch Kane, Toews, and Keith scare the shit out of other teams.

This is what Gronk would be doing if he wasn’t in the NFL

rape children make for the best tv

The fucking LeBrons or whatever