GOOD! This beer is blasphemy! I mean come on, peanut butter chocolate porter?

In his defense, I still wouldn’t love a cat even after 14 years

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You are worse than a bandwagon fan. Take a nap and go away.

I just came here to see the new way gronk was going to be described. Wasn’t dissapointed

The Deadspin comment section needs you. +1

Totally agree. It’s amazing how effects are looking less realistic as time goes on

They were talking about how the Cavs have only played 8 guys in the previous games and this game they really only played 7 if you don’t count the 3 minutes that Perkins, Harris, and Miller got. 2-1 games are my favorite in the series besides game 7. If Cavs go up 3-1, it’s (probably) over. Now with momentum, facing a…

DUDE THAT AIN’T EVEN A BRICK

I would think that the new Mission Impossible scene with Tom actually outside of a plane would be up there

That’s the first time I’ve ever heard of a guy offering it to someone openly and not sneaking it. It’s so... weird. Hey do you want this date rape drug? Why not?

Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney

“How late is Chili’s open?”

Hamm’s for $12 a 30 pack here in Carbondale, IL is the cheapest 30 in town and is way better than Keytsone or Natty. I would say High Life is a little bit better but is about 15 for a 30. So, ya... I drink a lot of Hamm’s.

I want to see Gronk. He would still go 110% and then shit talk the kid about needing to hit the weight room more.

Mars resources depleted. Need new planet.

Announcers on horsebacks are the real winners

Turkey on white is a solid 12 win team

Hannibal Buress