Fact: if you get Subway’s guacamole and smoked gouda on the same sandwich, your stomach collapses in on itself like a dying star and creates a black hole.

Everyone knew this would stand. The goalie passed it right to his skate. He wasn’t trying to kick it in. Look at the rules. This is a goal.

feminism

My friend Dylan looks a lot like Michael Cera. Even has a similar personality/fashion/etc. He really hates it because at bars EVERYONE brings it up to him and most of the time it’s in a really annoying way (JUNO WHO YOU LOOK LIKE? I WANT YOU SUPERBAD!). One night though we decided to roll with it and my friends acted…

When I was a child every time someone said “primadonna” I assumed they were saying “pre-madonna” as in “They’re going to be just like Madonna some day.” Pretty sure this person still believes that.

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

Yes. But only because the NFL has had more pressure to do so

NBA Playoffs are the new WWE. (easy joke, but seriously...)

Former Chicago Bears defensive end

That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

It’s barely audible, can someone tell me what he said?

Just watch it.

You obviously haven’t seen the highlights from the players or the fans this season

I love you

This week in: “Bryan Price needs to take a nap”