I woke up to this

I always hate it when I tell people to try a beer and even though I tell them to take a couple of big gulps they take the tiniest of teency weency sips, and then proclaim “Ya I don’t like it.”

Peyton is funny.

Don’t worry John, I hook a little to the left too

Good thing they won so we can now fully enjoy that head goal replay

It’s a good thing they won so we can now fully enjoy this replay forever

The NFL finally gets something right! Too bad it can only get the minor things right.

YA BURNT!

Why don’t you like anybody?

+1

How were you supposed to know? Because if you follow the Bulls that’s exactly what you should have known was going to happen. Bulls are my team too. I’m just realistic about them. There was no way they were ever going to win a championship this year.

Ya I noticed that after it was too late to edit

Probably not the one you were looking for..

Now he has time to do all these wonderful things!

And Mayweather/Pacquiao

Your husband is a huge obnoxious Patriots fan and this is the first time you’ve cried out for help? Either you’re the most patient spouse ever or you got married this week.

You’re analogy would be correct for a democracy. This is a dictatorship

Don’t worry, I’m still definitely going to screencap it.

He could answer literally any question with something about lifting weights

After watching both sketches it definitely seems like this is the case