Why don’t you like anybody?

+1

How were you supposed to know? Because if you follow the Bulls that’s exactly what you should have known was going to happen. Bulls are my team too. I’m just realistic about them. There was no way they were ever going to win a championship this year.

Ya I noticed that after it was too late to edit

Probably not the one you were looking for..

Now he has time to do all these wonderful things!

And Mayweather/Pacquiao

Your husband is a huge obnoxious Patriots fan and this is the first time you’ve cried out for help? Either you’re the most patient spouse ever or you got married this week.

You’re analogy would be correct for a democracy. This is a dictatorship

Don’t worry, I’m still definitely going to screencap it.

He could answer literally any question with something about lifting weights

After watching both sketches it definitely seems like this is the case

Ya that was Wrigley Field. They usually don’t play Chloe Dancer with it so it was extra special. They played 33 songs despite a 2 hour rain delay after 7 songs (originally had 40 on the setlist)

Got to see it live at Wrigley.

Damnit. I wasted 3 minutes for NOTHING! +1

Sorry it’s tough to read through the smarmy

That kiss tho

Played baseball. Would use whichever hand was closest to the ball