I knew it wouldn’t take long for the first “He’s not a shitty writer, YOU’RE a shitty writer!” comment.

When you think you funny but the joke don’t land.

His private life should stay private. Even if he makes it public.

Totally bro. I’m just a mindless drone.

Be boring*

If you find anything interesting, put it in the comments.

Jets fans are already getting their “Tom sucks” signs ready

Can’t save the picture but go check out page 193 where they show a picture of how deflated the ball was

12/10/2014 19:55:42 EST Bird (603) 321-xxxx John Jastremski (508) 958-xxxx Im sure tom put my fresh new uggs in my locker

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

Not just talking about that. I get what you’re saying though

And apparently the makeup calls go back games, series, seasons, multiple years back. Depending on what team you root for.

A boring, defensive Floyd decision. Wow, no one thought that was going to happen.

And it was way more entertaining than the real fight. Floyd wins in a boring, defensive decision? WHO DA THUNK IT?!?!

There it is! I was disappointed at first but I finally got it! I completely agree with you emptymtndewbottle. Don’t sell yourself short, you’re a halffullmtndewbottle!

Haha it’s all good. Like I said, it’s understandable. At least you’re studying (I should be too)

I don’t think you understand what I meant (which is understandable). I was talking about the refs/clock

I hate this. As someone who doesn’t care who won, but was just enjoying the series, it’s always the fucking worst when it ends like this. You feel robbed of the whole series. I wish the Clippers would have just dominated the last minute and won. You feel like you watched this whole series leading up to this and…

He’ll be reluctantly drafted by Scientology and be signed to at least a Billion year contract

I don’t think they need me. They need the fans as a whole. Plus it’s just easier to say. I’ve never met a fan of any team in any sport that didn’t say “we” when talking about their favorite team. And trust me, we don’t need your luck... cuz we’ll still lose either way.