Harper hugged Uggla like a woman that just got surprised before a college football game by her husband returning from duty.

He’s been compared to Prince Fielder. He’s too big to play outfield.

I enjoy all of the strategy that comes a long with it (there’s a lot). I understand if others don’t enjoy it as much,

Because we have a number of guys in the upcoming years that we’ll want to bring up that we won’t have a spot for. For example, you’ve got Dan Vogelbach (amongst others) who’s crushing the ball and we’re going to want to bring up eventually. He plays first base though, where we already have Rizzo, and his defense is…

Baseball controversies are the worst and dumbest out of all sports.

I don’t like the DH but they need to have the same set of rules for everyone. Plus having the DH actually helps out the Cubs and we need any help we can get.

Good point.

Ya didn’t even think about that. DUI is a misdemeanor though and fleeing the scene can be a felony.

So was he originally going to have someone else say that it was them who was driving and pay them to take the fall? Otherwise, it’s your car. What’s the point of running?

So he commits a crime that almost killed someone, then runs away and expects to get away with it? Of course the police want him.

It’s like a Wizard but way more rad

Girlfriend just told me about how she pooped her pants in pre-school IN THE BATHROOM. She just sat there and cried for a half hour before a teacher came in.

Girlfriend just told me about how she pooped her pants in pre-school IN THE BATHROOM. She just sat there and cried for a half hour before a teacher came in.

Well my friend was asleep the whole time and the windows were down and most of central Illinois already smells like shit

I went to a Cardinals game when I was about 8 or 9 with my buddy and his step dad. I needed to go take a shit REAL bad before we left the game so I just said “I need to go to the bathroom.” We go in the bathroom and it’s all urinals. I don’t say anything because I’m too embarrassed (don’t know the step dad very well…

A Garrett once hit my car in our high school parking lot with me in it and tried to drive away like nothing happened. Spoiler alert, he didn’t have insurance. Garrett’s should just do everyone a favor and kill themselves.

Cardinals visor, and a Cardinals polo shirt tucked into his khaki shorts.

If there’s a baseball God, he definitely would reside in St. Louis too