It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

Pictured: Soler and Bryant.

About to win a championship?! HA! Have you actually been watching these games?! Holy shit talk about a homer fan. I want them to win, trust me. But holy shit, what a wonderful lie you are telling yourself. Jesus.

Cubs look better than the Bulls

It doesn’t matter, this team isn’t playing well enough to beat an actual team.

When they show you Dzhokhar flipping the bird in court

I’m a Bulls fan.

Ya he’s gone. Which is fine. There’s already tons of speculation on who the next coach will be. Top contenders are John Calipari and Fred Hoiberg (Iowa State)

If everyone just waits for the Bulls to lose next round this could be even more interesting

I’d like to see a show on PBS of him and Clinton talking about their favorite jazz

Bronconeers are my new favorite team

This is a good one to pull out after Patriots press conferences

Breaking: Each team will play the other teams in its division twice this season, once at home, and once away. This does not include the Playoffs.

Seems like the people in the picture have come up with the perfect solution. Win-win right?

That’s why we’re the bes... oh, nevermind

I’m calling a Shields no hitter

Ya that makes sense. I’m just glad this is all over with so we can have our FULL roster to not make the playoffs with.

Really? I didn’t know that. That makes this whole cluster fuck even more stupid I guess.

He’s been saying this from the start and it’s always been eye-roll worthy. Dude, we get it. It sucks, but it’s not your fault. It’s weird when we know you’re lying and you know you’re lying and you know that we know you’re lying.