TRAVEL!!

I’ve heard a lot about Triple-E in my 7 years in So Ill but I’ve never been there. I do love talking about So Ill on Deadspin/Kinja though. I just ate at Quatro’s tonight. I hope that makes a lot of people super jealous.

This GIF should now be used for all “drop the mic” like moments

Because you know the area. Obviously if I was talking to somebody from Carterville or Murphysboro or Desoto or Makanda I wouldn’t say that it’s right next to Carbondale. But as far as people from all around the country are concerned, it’s right next to Carbondale.

Ha! Ya I know a lot of people from Herrin. Dylan Frost is one of my best friends and grew up there

Jerry Sloan is from/has a huge mansion in McLeansboro, IL which is right next to me in Carbondale and I know a lot of people from there that have families close/closeish to him. They all say that Sloan talks about how he wouldn’t have retired if it weren’t for Williams. He apparently describes lots of stories of how…

Everyone makes fun of her for it. For the record, I’ve lived with my girlfriend for 3 years and love her very much, but not only would I be okay with her making out with Ryan Gosling, I would be mad at her if she didn’t take that opportunity. Also, my sister got to hang out with him a few times and says that he’s just…

It looks like he just said “Like what you see ladies?”

They were actually supposed to go on the album Mirrorball but since Eddie was the sole writer of them and Neil only played on them, the record company said “their Pearl Jam songs so you can’t put them on this album that is on a different label.” Dumb. But ya, 2 of the best songs for sure.

From an album that Pearl Jam and Neil Young wrote together

Not a sex story but my sister used to live in LA and one of her friends sang and played various instruments sometimes in Ryan Gosling’s band “Dead Man’s Bones” when they played live. They were friends and would hang out sometimes. He tried to kiss her one time and she refused because she had a boyfriend. Her and that…

This is a good headline

Playing the Phillies really brings out the "Philadelphia" in people

What’s worse, the draft speculation/coverage or watching the actual draft?

NEITHER OF THESE MEN WILL EVER BE A CARDINAL!

If it was a playoff game, baseball would win.

Baseball games that last thing long are my favorite. I hate baseball games that don't involve my team, until they become this. Then they're the best thing ever.

Why haven't you covered other animals that knock drones out of the sky? If you're going to cover the animals, cover all the animals. Otherwise, go back to pre-2015 concourse and entertain me again!!!

Have you had a nap today?

I imagine the people who complain/give Deadspin shit about posting non-sports things are the same people that comment with things like “slow news day?”