Not cool Thibs. Black face is never okay. Even if you’re using a real face.

Nice camel toe douche

“We are sad to announce that a Cubs fan (somewhere) died today. Out of respect, we won’t be playing home games for say like.. 3-4 weeks.”

That and the fact that the first thing he did was cut his finger open and bled all over his food.

I’m assuming he lost his job at GQ this morning

If they were in junior high this would have been considered child abuse.

Even though he won I feel like it’s a huge loss for him. Every time he survived a round meant he had to get more screen time. And every second on screen was the most embarrassingly dorky dad thing that has ever existed. WHO GOES ON TV WITH THAT SHIRT?! He says he got rid of the shirt since then, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE…

There’s so many moments. I feel like every time he’s on screen is amazing.

I really hope you still watched it. Him winning was like the 127th best thing about the whole show.

When the girl with the poop soup slams your dish..

And watching Schilling successfully pull off the “pick your nose and eat it in a crowded room without anybody noticing”

He sure laid down the Law

We’re going to need a bigger tarp.

Cubs will be America’s team this year. Until we eventually dip down and don’t make the playoffs and then we all start rooting for the Pirates. But until then!

I wish anything in life could make me as happy as this little girl cheering over a regular season game.

I’d take the concussion. Absolutely, no-brainer.

Same here. I was also 13