“What do we want?”

I do far more long distance freeway driving than I do driving in town, so things like adaptive cruise control are amazing for taking a 7 hour drive and making it feel just a little less long and awful. In town, not gonna lie, having auto emergency braking isn’t the worst thing in the world. Figure that would probably…

I’m sure I could do a lot more damage to a F1 car given the opportunity.

For me it’s World Rally Blue on the Subarus. 

Swing and a miss.

The original Viper looks like a Neon that was crudely widened and flattened in MS Paint.

Reminding people to “pay attention” is not a solution to reducing collisions and crashes. The extreme example of using a cell phone to take a group selfie on the highway is a symptom of the cause, not the problem itself.

Has anyone at Jalopnik ever blogged about how advertising 0-60 times or top speeds multiple times the legal speed limit is just as irresponsible if not dangerous as these dumb ads? I should have. Dammit.

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

Raph is just a hack, no other way to put it.

Many of the writers here thoroughly panned the Cybertruck for being too weird, and now we’re being told the F-150 EV is bad for presumably being too normal. One day GM is bad for not having an EV strategy, and then the next day they are bad for having a comprehensive…

“Why not try to be the 1990's Hyundai of EVs?”

Fast and Uranus 69.

Next you will be getting letters from curt German officials saying

The original Grand Wagoneer had a wonderful disregard for aerodynamics, which is hard to get away with these days.

You say that we built a system where the rich will always be just fine. Please give me an example of any system, from any country, in the history of the world where the rich aren’t gonna be just fine. I guess Cuba and Venezuela could be examples...everything is just wonderful in those countries. A real utopia.

Bench seats suck.

These are the same people that tried to give Trump shit for saying “grab her by the pussy”. Their moral high ground is a pile of sand.

I believe this may be the result of government lizard-people getting it on with sexy demons while injecting Alien DNA into the car...

Agreed here. If everything looks like it’s trying to be subtle BMW/Audi superfast stealth wealth, it’s all going to be a sea of boring.

In this economy, he was probably working as a back up camera smh