I was being charitable by assuming it was an out-of-class assignment. If it was an in-class assignment, like a quiz, then it’s most reasonable to assume it was based on the reading. If that’s the case, then Hudson should have seen the name once or twice in print, and would at least have been able to get the spelling a…

You realize there’s a floor to effort, below which a student is making it clear they’re just not respecting the teacher’s time. Writing down “Tonahese quotes” and calling it close enough, falls below that floor. Google takes 2 seconds.

I’m pretty sure that beginning any sentence with “I cannot even with her” is cue that the statement is hyperobole. Because let’s face it, we can even with anyone, if only just a little.

Right, and I thought “commence the flogging” was actually kind of funny. Clearly they are just stressed and venting. And this doesn’t seem like a school in a poor struggling area. It seems like the teachers would already get a lot of shit from little Hudson and McKayla and Breckton’s probably rich parents. Rhode…

Yes. 100% You could kind of get away with that stuff back in my day where you’d need to go find an almanac or reference book to find a hard to spell proper name. But we’ve got Google now. Either Hudson didn’t know her weird-ass phonetic spelling was wrong, or didn’t care to take 2 seconds to figure it out. Either way,…

I have every sympathy for these teachers. Little Hudson is a fucking idiot.

Clearly Obama has contracted the Sun to destroy our society quicker than he can by himself.