If Android gets a decent Full Tilt Poker app then I'd be hard-pressed not to choose that.

Clandestine iPad post #4 on the day.

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@njdevil: Gizmodo welcomes distinguished time traveling guest commenter from 2003.

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@tenazrael: Tenazrael, ladies and gentlemen.

@coldturkey: No lutefisk for you!

@kitkatklub123: Right on.

@SteveplusMtDew: The articles on Enga... are fine. It's the comments that...

@qcom: You can't upgrade laptop CPUs.

@eliavictor: I think now is pretty much fine.

I'm finding it at least somewhat ironic that at the time of publishing this piece Jezebel has a feature outting personal details of Michaele Salahi's teenage years, going as far as decrypting the initials of her high school crush and attempting to contact him for more details.

@Stephanie should like a ride in the TARDIS: You can castrate him. I'm serious.

I got it back when it was "on sale" for $5. It seems like a very nice game, but I got tired of scrolling the map on such a small screen.

@Zool SD: Who will prevent the snipers from jumping, hmm?

@dgkz0idberg: You don't think that stuff you buy retail warrants a premium over the cost of included components?

@smgoller: @FlawedHero: It looks like a wired/wireless hybrid, like the Orochi.

@Imtheredude: I'm pretty sure I head him say "bukkake" in one of the videos. You can guess which one.

Nice. Gotta love the paid text link to a gambling website in the sidebar.

Putting one of these on your iPhone is the tech equivalent of rollerblading in South Beach while wearing a pair of Bad Idea Jeans.