I'm taking a lie detector test right now. We'll have the results after the break. You won't believe the shocking results!

I'd consider seeing it if I didn't need to see Tom Cruise.

And this, my friends, is why social lives are a very important part of the human experience.

Don't feed the trolls ><

His first mistake was to trust a writer at Deadspin. There's not ethics involved in this operation, yet they are always the first ones to call someone to the carpet over perceived inappropriate language or behavior.

I hate defending Mushnik, but if someone says to call and make a conversation between the two participants only, then maybe it's best to just do that first.

You're coming off only slightly better than him in all this.

Thats the thing I hate most about COD. People use the sniper rifles to 'run and gun', using it like if it was a shotgun. And if you are like me and use the sniper like you are supposed to, by actually taking the time to get the perfect shot at long range, they call you a camper.

Aha, but what if it only happens in the presence of bad EM (wifi, cellphones, anything else too new for me to understand) and chemtrails, eh? eh?

As if looking as a pixelated butt of a cartoon female is somehow more appealing.

Great comment, jimmyjet. I genuinely care about the things you have to say which is why I read your entire comment just now.

Things ended badly for those people because they suck AND only people that suck choose to feature their life in a reality show. You have to suck first to want to do a reality show. Things will end badly here because Michael Sam probably sucks, which is why he wants to do a reality show. It's possible that he's just…

Meh it looks better on the retail in a lot of places.

Image fixed for Japan.

Estrela mundial. I'm Brazilian. But I know that you didn't want an answer too.

Half a minute? More like 35 seconds. Nice journalism Deadspin.

This affects the story how?

Yes, because the type of gun matters WHEN THEY'RE FIRING MACHINE GUNS AT A SOCCER GAME.

"It's called a flea market, I got many by going to flea markets, and waving my gun around until the price was like $3.50"

I was with you on your first sentence, but, boy, did you go off the rails on the last two.