As smart (and sleazy) as Jefferson was, I doubt he was able to troll in the Constitution, since he was in France when it was being drafted in Philadelphia and didn't return to America until after it was ratified.

Safety razor guy is the worst. We get it, you have super cheap blades and look at shaving as an art form, no one else cares.

Michael Sam: The Tim Tebow of Deadspin.

I'm struggling to give a shit about this angle of the story.

how the fuck does this have 24 of those little stars? is this what passes as clever now?

why is this a post? do people really know know to do this?

4,146 games under $10. And they're no better organized.

I've always pictured Steam like this.

Well said. How is what athletes go through any different than what the rest of us poor fucks go through with our jobs? I think this is just capitalism, right?

so as long as YOU find it interesting, it's not useless... got it.

is one of those "who's getting the most buzz" graphics that are as ubiquitous as they are useless.

you're a heel in the way doink the clown was a heel

I don't know if this horrific story really needed a lengthy personal anecdote about your cats.

That's the most retarded argument ever. Cats are not like kids, you freak.

So to sum up... "I hate that guy, now excuse me while I go watch his show"

Don't let it get you down, friend. Trust in Calipari. Soon, it'll be like that loss never even happened.

In response to the overly harsh 'Not Yet' rating that was given to this game, I played through the entire thing (all side-quests) on PC and only encountered one bug. I haven't heard any horror stories about how it's a broken, unplayable game, ala the original Dark Souls for PC.

Yes, Deadspin, take a guy who is not being noticed, has zero followers, and ensure that people start following him and reading his racist, homophobic, sexist, etc ramblings.

Oh, fuck off.

Thanks, Grandma, but I don't need any.