Agreed. I’m fine with a shorter DirtBag if it’s really that slow of a gossip news day.

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

Mike Pence can go fuck himself. Ditto for all who endorsed her.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast reruns.

I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

I’ll never understand her popularity. All the shit people give Anne Hathaway for being a try-hard theatre geek goes triple for Swift, but somehow she gets a pass? Whatever.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.