If you think that people having negative opinions about someone helps to kickstart their career, you may not know how careers work. Either way though, you seem like you’d be really fun at parties.

Since we don’t know each other, I guess you’re using the word “you” above as generic (“one keeps listening”) and not me personally. If you’re curious about me personally (I can’t think of why you would be but just in case) I’ve never heard more than about 2 minutes of Louis CK. This predates his shaming; his schtick…

My life is over.

McMinnville is deep in the heart of wine country; if you drink Oregon Pinots they come from a 100 mile radius of McMinnville. About 1.5 hours south of Portland. Wine country is full of farmers, which means it’s rural, which means it’s also full of racist meth-heads and opioid fiends. Rich white people show up on the…

It’s a weird world where Tucker Max is the less offensive pseudo-famous Tucker.

He’s not your buddy, friend.

He’s not your buddy, guy.

It must be love. He’s letting her use his bronzer and hair color.

Very legit take but that’s not how the announcer said it. I was at the game (my comment is buried in the greys). Also believe it or not there were imported ringer dogs and I think this was one of them.

I was at this game. There are vital details missing from this story:

Do you not change the channel to the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet?

How you keep doing the beat that you’re doing is a mystery but we all owe you a debt of gratitude for your ability to do it.

This is an excellent take.

Full disclosure: I am a strong supporter of FOSTA. But I see this move by Tumblr as a much more direct reaction to the recent scandal about them having child porn on the site and the advertiser response of pulling their use of Tumblr as a result. From the article it’s tough to tell: other than the timing, what’s…

I subscribed to this for a couple of months. My suggestion: don’t. The meat is of very average quality. The beef is gamey, the pork is fatty, and the ground beef is perfectly supermarket standard. Several of my packages had tears in them as I discovered when I thawed the meat and ended up with juices all over the…

I subscribed to this for a couple of months. My suggestion: don’t. The meat is of very average quality. The beef is…

I eat them, because I am an animal.

A person who attempts to conflate evil and playful immaturity is probably evil.

A guy whose name when I say it out loud sounds like “sits on the deck” got sat on the deck by a roundhouse? That’s like rain on my wedding day.

Moses Lake. Huh. I know people there. I’m not going to ask you to dox yourself, I’m not going to dox myself, but it would be really funny if we knew each other.

“a good Riesling is almost always the best choice for any meal”