$50 says he picks his nose.

Great. Now the only thing he’ll break is my desire to watch football.

Best part: this is neither satire nor critical commentary. I suspect Mr. Curtiss done got himself an Internet law degree.

Ironically, one of the biggest hotbeds of pyramid schemes is among porn stars. They’re always looking for some way to grow their income and they can use sex to get you in bed with the idea.

I suspect the Venn diagram between “people who own VR headsets” and “people who watch e-sports” is probably quite close to total overlap.

I used to speak on a ton of panels and then turned into a diva and said I wouldn’t do it any longer. Bookmarking this so that I now can just send it to people who ask me to do panels because it’s more eloquent than my usual “No”.

If you’re going to sign Eddie Lacy, Pie Day is the day to do it.

“Taller Tebow”

Brock Osweiler looks like an even stupider and less athletic Trump son.

Counterpoint: if it takes a celebrity to become President, then it also takes a celebrity to beat a celebrity President. The election is won and lost by people who don’t care about politics and vote for a famous name and a bunch of slogans, so find a famous name and a bunch of slogans of your own.

This is what happens when you have the chance to hand the envelope to Marshawn Lynch but instead you pass it to Warren Beatty.

People keep telling you that you’re wrong and that the drivers aren’t employees. They’re the ones who are wrong.

Top-10 in height. And sandwiches.

I went to Iceland. Did you know?

Three other reasons as well as the excellent point from @shocker (which is kind of an unfortunate handle in this context). Some or all can be simultaneously true.

If he’s going to give a shout out to the whole world it would behoove him to note that Baby Dope is in the house.

25: Of all the people in this movie who should know how things work in prison, it’s Vern Schillinger.

Have we talked about how he looks like Peter Capaldi? Because when I saw this picture I expected him to start swearing uncontrollably in Scottish.

You may not be the slogan creator America deserves, but you’re the one we need right now.

The very best football game ever was 2K Sports’ All-Pro Football 2K8 with OJ Simpson playing for a team called the LA Assassins. Commentary like “OJ is knifing through the backfield!” Good times.