“There are certain actors who have been in something you’ve seen”

I mean, how can this not be obligatory:

“Guys, that’s $20 for crudités, and this doesn’t include the tequila,”

I think it helps a bit to see the original, but - I watched the real Bagwan Shree Rajneesh documentary and then watched Documentary Now’s mockumentary, and I probably should have just seen one or the other. Because now I don’t remember what really happened in Oregon.

WB needs to sponsor one of Bugs Bunny holding a map.

Hey, Joe Dante is no John Hughes! The Daniel Clamp character in Gremlins 2 is really a cross between Trump and Ted Turner, and he does redeem himself by the end of the film.

Lutefisk! Lutefisk! Lutefisk!

THE Ohio State University 

There TF Werewolf. There TF Castle.

I was unemployed for a year and, to add insult to injury, I ended a long-term relationship at the end of that year. It took a lot of time to re-build my finances and my self-esteem after that. I live in the Northwest, so I started smoking weed to cope. Then during lockdown it just spiked to smoking an intense amount…

“Copper recalled the moment a hard conversation...”

back in treatment for the second time for cocaine. yours and Coopers and everyone’s sobriety gives me hope to keep going <3

I don’t know you, but I am proud of you. 

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

*guitar  WIT WOOO noise*

“So, do you like Batman?”

It doesn’t work. The kind of pollen that causes allergies isn’t what bees are gathering — it’s not flowers, it’s grasses and stuff. Also most honey just doesn’t have enough pollen left over to inoculate you against allergens.

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

Sheila from Accounting is hilarious and reminds me of my favorite drag queen name: Karen from Finance.

They probably figure that there’s not enough of us old timers left here to notice or raise much of a stink about it.