I think I’m just going to straight up start murdering people for using the phrase “clap back.”  Really I see no other course.

“(but somehow, it seems, not Taylor Swift)”

Yeah but I could watch Laura Dern play a snob all day.... Reese Witherspoon is great but she’s no Laura’s Dern. I always thought Madeline was annoying but this season she’s the absolute worst.

This is slightly off-topic because there is a LOT to say about the Ks treatment of Jordyn, but was anyone else seriously disturbed (though not surprised, given the family’s intense dysfunction) that Tristan threatened to kill himself to get out of being accountable for his behavior, and that he apparently does this…

Ugh, I hate when my limbs are loose.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan, champion of refugees, attempted to steal a child from their Syrian refugee family? She made offers of movies and video games and hotels and then attempted to grab the child. The mother slapped her. It was on video, that, IIRC, Lohan took herself.

I am generally not a nazi about spelling and grammar, as I understand that English is difficult, and auto-correct is a menace, but the Loose/Lose thing makes me BANANAS.

If he’s calling her courageous and her PR and social media aren’t clearly stating her position, then most likely she’s actually doing something stupid.

I thought ranch dressing itself was what was supposed to entice kids (and adults, frankly) to eat raw vegetables. I didn’t know you apparently need to entice kids to eat ranch dressing...this just kind of seems like a marketing gimmick.

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

Removed for trying to own minority.

bUt He’S tHe BeSt ChAnCe We HaVe To BeAt TrUmP!

FFS I hope the Democratic party succeeds in pulling it’s head out their collective ass so I don’t have to vote for this shitstain.

He wasn’t driving in that accident.
Neither he nor anyone else in his vehicle was responsible for the accident, so I”m not sure why you’d think he shouldn’t drive anymore.
I wouldn’t drive a Bugatti in NYC so I can’t answer this one.
Again, why shouldn’t he be allowed to drive??

Everything thing about this story is peak America 2019. And when he refers to himself as a “man of faith” it’s just *chef’s kiss*. 

The Carters are expecting. Congratulations, Carters!

Guess what Moby, we believe her. As a former cute 18 year olds who was creeped on by 30+ year old men, we know it’s a thing dudes do. Log off and / or delete your account.

Duh, of course I would. He’s cute-ish in a scruffy way, he’s rich, he smokes weed, he’s funny and he seems to be fairly pro-woman. Not sure what more anyone is looking for.

Its a Would for me and I’m not even sorry. Cute hair, nice eyes and is willing to go testify before congress for the off chance they give a fuck about helping his wife? Swoon. The only downside is his shitass friends Jonah Hill and the fucking Francos.

With bizarrely heavy emphasis on “best.”

Or that he hung up a TV in UNDER SEVEN MINUTES!!!!