Who’s Justice Beaver?

. Wasn’t she hanging out with North West? I fully support her Lisa Frank meets Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century aesthetic, but I would take pause at any teenager hanging with very young children.

My entire knowledge of her is what Jezebel posts but I think she was *babysitting* North West not just hanging out with her.

Your last line nailed it.  People have acted like assholes in pursuit of a much smaller piece of the pie, so if she wants to look like a unicorn farted her out, after it rode the rainbow down to earth, and act like a decent human being, I’m OK with that.

Remember when her storage unit got cleaned out for nonpayment and someone bought its contents? And they found that video of her using a lot of racial slurs?

It’s not that deep Lindsay. 

What I wanted to see was Arya kill Jaime, take his face, and use that to get close enough to Cersei to choke the life out of her, thus fulfilling the valonquar prophecy as an easter egg for the book readers.

Jaime is probably dead, since he was pretty badly wounded by Euron. Cersei? I’m not so sure. (I subscribe to the Lost-era “if you don’t see a dead body, don’t assume they’re dead” school of thought.) I can definitely see her crawling her way out of that crypt.

I cannot believe that they gave Cersei such a peaceful send-off (relatively speaking). She got to die in the arms of her true love. That was so ridiculously unsatisfying, truly unbelievable. The Hound should have stabbed her in the face as she was sneaking by on the steps and said “this is for Arya Stark.”

Uh, me? I’d like to see it again. *shrug*

Did Amy Schumer really name her baby Genital Fissure for real?

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

This guy just heaped praise all over Chris Brown. Why are you giving him write-ups?

*shrugs* my husband and I use much stupider names for each other

There needs to be a bouncer at these things. You don’t comply with the theme, you’re out. So much yawn. Every year the same thing...almost none of the attendees make even the slightest attempt to keep to theme. So unadventurous.

I really want someone to misinterpret the theme and show up dressed as a canoe.

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Get a grip. Harris did a great job. A lot of people have covered what a great job Harris did, including our sister sites. I decided to write about Hirono.

This....

Typical liberal media spin. You say someone threw a lemon at her, I say someone was merely concerned about promoting the dangers of scurvy, and rapidly offered her some fruit rich in ascorbic acid.