You’re just going to have to stage an elaborate months-long come-to-mayonnaise awakening where you “accidentally” get a sandwich with mayo on it, sigh, say you’re too hungry to bother getting it remade, scrape some off, eat the sandwich, be like, “actually it’s not as bad as I thought”, bravely try some potato salad,…

I do hope that as part of the selling process they track down what’s far more interesting - was there any connection between FIL’s great-whatever and Bronte, or did whatever ancestor who attained this get it from one of the estate auctions, in which case who did it belong to?

Anyway, fuck I’d much rather see Ari or pretty much any artist than Kanye. More power to her for the rate.  Get it, girl! 

I hope that sweet baby is reunited with his family. I feel terrible for them; I can’t imagine not knowing where my sweet babies are and if they’re safe.

These are my sweet bees:

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I’m sure this girl is awful in a lot of ways, and I’m definitely not going to watch any of her stuff, but saying that you “bring nothing to the table” and are useless to for work is really sad. 21 is awfully young to essentially just give up on yourself.

I LOVE Peridot! I have a set I bought myself, the ring is 30 carats and the necklace is 50. Obviously not everyday wear, but when I want to make a statement those really nail it.

I’m surprised you’re pro perpetuation of homeownership and childbearing expectations on people, “given the environment today.”

In 2018, Helzberg Diamonds released the “Will You?” ring, a $50 silver band engraved with the phrase, “This is a ring, not the ring.” Purchasing the placeholder guarantees the consumer a few hundred dollars off a diamond engagement ring, whenever he or she is ready to take the plunge (into debt!) and allows the couple…

Think about the term “guilty pleasure” and what’s often cited:  things women are “supposed” to like such as romantic comedies, pop music, chick lit.  Have you ever heard of anything masculine-coded as someone’s guilty pleasure?

Girl. No. This is a bad take and you should feel bad about it.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

on Thursday, Kardashian posted an Instagram story and posed her daughter, True Thompson in a t-shirt that says “Wish you were here.”

Jade is her middle name making her full name Olivia Jade Giannulli so when her parents named her they probably just assumed she’d go by Olivia Giannulli.

Tayshia was robbed and the only reason I am happy about this is to think how pissed off Caelynn is right now tee-hee.

This is virgin on the ridiculous.

Why the HELL is it called “Vanderpump Dogs”, and NOT “Vanderpups”?!

Whether you thought it was funny or not doesn’t mean it isn’t a joke.  Woosh material right there.

I think that was the point of her accent, though.  It was part of the joke.

I’m not sure “window dressing” is fair to the characters of Hannibal and Jamie, both of whom are pretty well-developed and have plot lines integral to the show’s dynamics. Hell, Jamie specifically calls out Ilana for cultural appropriation. This critique might have more weight behind it if you had seen more than just…