This is why people need to actually listen to or read the lyrics to a song before getting fauxraged about them on the internet. If you had come that, you’d already know she says nothing disrespectful about him in the song. She also did him and all of the exes the courtesy of previewing ‘Thank U Next’ beforehand to…

From what I read here, he doesn’t seem mad? He just... talked about it.

The party theme was childhood heroes and she dressed as The Little Mermaid? There are some depressing choices in that photo.

Self-victimized by celeb puff pieces... You're here why?

Yikes. These aren’t even jokes. They’re greyed-out comments.

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

Is that eight months of rent on a nice ranch house and yard? Haha, no. Maybe four months. The housing crisis in California is real. 

“We’re told Pete has reached out to those in his circle, including colleagues asking for help, but at the same time putting up a wall and even accusing them of ignoring his pain.”

This past summer, while the Hubs and I were on our annual Okanagan holiday, was the first time Instagram Influencers showed up at one of the spa resorts we treat ourselves to. I have never seen an influencer in action and it’s kind of horrifying to watch. The makeup is just so, full on slap at all times. The hair is…

“Instagram Influencer”

Never forget!

Er what? He thinks Jennifer Aniston is pretty and Dolly made a couple of dirty and definitely exaggerated jokes about it.

That baby doesn’t like pink, pink has been thrust upon her.

Are all these dolls from the same dollhouse? Like...is there a record label that only signs women with doll in their names? That’s a thing? Also, why is it a thing? Why can’t offset stop cheating? Is it a medical issue? Why is his name offset? What does baby Kulture think about all of this? Does Nicki Minaj know…

I'm kinda "meh" on today's goss, likely because it contains no Bravolebrities.

Like I’ve said before, Nicki is a terrible judge of character and is clearly a terrible person for even entertaining people like this.  She needs to go away already. 

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that these two human are married to each other.

They’ve played this whole thing off as so cutesy, and the media has gobbled it up. But it reeks of excess and now I’m just generally turned off.

So psyched Vanderpump is back! I already miss Scheana’s dick boyfriend who hated her and only dated her for the attention and publicity! More Giggy and Ken! And Hanky the swan!