I was too old to be the target audience for Rookie - I just checked, it started after I’d finished university - but I always admired it, and was a bit jealous that something like it didn’t come along 7-8 years earlier. Poor me and my agemates, becoming teens too late for Sassy and too early for Rookie, haha. Anyways,…

I always understood Rookie as being more of a Gen Z publication/creation than a Millennial one, given that Tavi was born after 1994. Personally, I thought that was one of the reasons why it succeeded as a publication—the writers and their readers were always going to be substantially better at anything existing in the…

I was one of the 10 people :):) As a college freshman, I definitely remember reading your blog and thinking you were the COOLEST. I was so excited when you joined Jezebel!!

Or maybe don’t include throwaway plastic toys with a meal at all. I’m sure the vast majority of those end up in the garbage within hours.

Bella Hadid is 22?!?!

Yeah. Like what? He want people to pay homage? Fucking insane.

I genuinely examined the picture to prove it was actually him, because that man is sooooooo sexy. And I still think it's a lie. I'd never want to fuck Zac Efron that bad.

I have never been more attracted to Zac Efron in my life.

“everything from Ariana Grande to the Chainsmokers” is like saying “everything in the alphabet from A to B”

“I wonder if Nick can rollerblade!” she wonders.”

First, I’m not aware of any stigma associated with being conceived through IVF. *shrug* Second, I’m fairly certain MO let both her husband and her daughters read this long before it was published.

Love that it was a McDonald’s burger. I spend more money on food that I need to and love a good fancy meal, but at my base level, when I need comfort food, I crave a quarter pounder with cheese and hot salty french fries.

MBJ: I don’t only date white women.

People who DON’T have sex talk about sex waaayyy more than people getting it.

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

Yay! I was Janet this year. 

Yessss I love this post every year!

No pop culture reference, just enjoy this picture of my dog. He’s fine with it.

Chip Gaines: “I was told there would be no math.”

Translation: Everybody hates Justin Timberlake right now and he had someone ghost-write some insipid piece of crap full of all the fake details about his marriage to win our hearts back. Jessica will be pregnant again by Xmas.