There’s nothing funny here. This is tragic in every way.

I’m sorry, pesto! That’s awful. Some birthdays are just plain awful. Why not just celebrate yours in a week, when you feel better and the shock is behind you? You deserve a decent 30th. :)

2001, 2002, 2008, 2010 (two nights in a row!) and 2013. I live in Milwaukee, and he headlined Summerfest something like 13 times, which is the record, I believe. He always said it was his favorite gig, and I believe it.

“Wildflowers” was the soundtrack of my early 20s. I listened to it today in full and I don’t think I realized then how much of his own shit he was laying bare. Now, as a grown up with a complicated marriage, I get so much more from his later music. God I’m going to miss him.

Also:

This wedding pic tells me everything I need to know about Justin:

It blows my mind that men think “I have a good job and a car and a home and that makes me good marriage material.” Uh, no it doesn’t dude. You actually have to be an interesting person.

But is St. Vincent a fan of the (sadly defunct) “Jenny Holzer, Mom” Twitter feed?

CBS has just green-lit 26 episodes of “The N Word” a multi-camera sitcom starring Tim Allen and Michael Richards that is 22 minutes of them yelling “nigger” while saying that it’s not a racial slur. Charlie Sheen is executive producer and will have a recurring walk on role as a coked out has-been. Tila Tequila is in…

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

Tim Allen had six seasons of his dumb fucking show (that I actually had no idea that it existed) and 130 episodes. He’s got enough that it can go into syndication and he can get sweet moolah for doing nothing. How much more does this snowflake cuck want. Sorry Tim, it’s not that you’re conservative; it’s that YOU’RE…

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

Reproductive Coercion is not cute, guy. This girl might wake up in a year and realize she married a controlling psycho. This is like the beginning of a story about a guy who kills his family because they lady breaks up with him.

I really can’t express just how appalled I am.

Chuck Bass. Chuck Fucking Bass. So worthy of scorn for being a disgusting creep. And that dumb haircut and scarf look he started with did not make him attractive. So he was an unattractive disgusting creep. AND YET, by the end of the series I was in love with him and he made me want to rip my clothes off.

It’s so funny how white people get hacked so often and the hackers ALWAYS post racist shit.

This show was a glorious trash blast for exactly one season, and then it fell victim to the same issue that plagued The O.C.: they used up all the good storylines way too quickly. I lasted longer than most but ultimately gave up somewhere around the Hilary Duff threesome.

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.