Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

This was my favourite win so far! That was an amazing episode and she deserves everything!!!

Speaking of the “book author,” can we please bring back the 500 days of Kristin series; for old trolling times sake?

“They’re the best friends I’ve ever had. Nobody in my life has ever stood by me more.”

My mom’s boyfriend donated a kidney to his cousin a few years ago, and that’s how I learned that they just stick the new kidney in there and don’t remove the recipient’s busted kidneys.

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

Broad City covered this already:

Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus

Is Demi Lovato dating gorgeous openly gay intersectional feminist DJ and producer Lauren Abedini?

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.

That lip gloss looks awesome, but I really hope the “bangs being half your hair” thing isn’t coming back. Goddamn, was that a bitch to grow out in elementary school.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

but I just wanted to interrupt to say that your screen name is hilarious.

You know, I normally agree with that sentiment, but I did exactly that for my girlfriend a few weeks ago and she fucking LOVED it.

You know, I normally agree with that sentiment, but I did exactly that for my girlfriend a few weeks ago and she fucking LOVED it. Like, it made her day while she was stressed from work and having a low-key freakout. Maybe it’s situational

And he looks like a complete tool in cartoon form as well

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

North remembers!!!

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.