Exactly! My first thought was, “ummm, that checks out.” 

Up until about a year ago, I wore underwear literally ALL OF THE TIME. I had a friend preach to me about never wearing underwear, so I tried it one day in leggings (my most common leg-wear choice) and I was SHOCKED. Now, I’d die if I wore them to bed. And I go commando most days. I never expected to be this person, my…

Apparently beige everything is “design.” 

Just here to agree that Drop Dead Gorgeous is a CLASSIC, my best friend and I commonly still pop off with lines like, “SAY AIRPORT HO-JO’S!”

I seem to hear A LOT about this show. I tend to veer towards the real estate/cooking challenge type of reality TV, but I’m open to anything escapist. So I’m asking, should I be watching this?

Has this bitch ever BEEN TO A NAIL SALON?

I agree that their characters wouldn’t fit together at all! Liz Lemon speaks to my crotchety side, and Leslie Knope makes me feel hopeful and enthusiastic! Plus I don’t need a remake! But if they did it, I would watch every single episode anyway. TBH.

I mean, maybe that’s it. Maybe he’s also just an abusive asshole also.

IRENE! I was about 8 years old when her season aired, and somehow caught the Stephen scene later in a recap of some kind on MTV. Will be watching this later.

This was swift and delicious. I guffawed at work.

I knew this woman seemed familiar! If I recall, there was some short-lived scuttlebutt concerning her and the Mooch! Girl, don’t.

Maybe this has already been mentioned, but I’m so interested to hear his sentence. He’s been playing up the Frail Old Man angle for a while now.

How funny to make light of a dangerous stalker by calling them a “suitor.” Very shitty headline and reference to buying flowers instead.

They got an order for 500 episodes I PRAY.

Actual footage of me, every time I hear another detail about DJT and AO’D. What a weird, delightful mess. I don’t usually break into dance when I hear of others’ misfortune, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t really doing it for me.

I’m so glad someone feels the same way! I know boring people who have spent so much money on this game and “expansion packs” and such. Soooooo edgy and funny, LMAO ORAL SEX REFERENCES OMG JOSH WE’RE BEING SO EDGY RIGHT NOW! NO KIDDING BRITTANY LOL CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY NIGHT! :) :) :)

I never quite understood “hate fuck” until I had one of my own. I was a few months off a very serious breakup and hadn’t gotten back out there. Met a guy at a barbecue who was saying very stupid things about hunting. But for some reason, my vagina wanted him and we left together. Hooked up, pretty good sex, left at 4…

My last big breakup was extremely painful, and I relocated back to my home state to live with my younger sister. I also quit my job in the move. Sister had recently, mercilessly, purchased Taylor Swift’s Red. The album where she became a pop singer. Each morning, I would be roused from my wine-soaked unemployment…

My lord. I love this headline and then I saw Rich’s bio.

Meg McCain is apparently engaged to the plagiarism-loving founder of The Federalist. Also her Instagram page describes her as ‘Blonde Republican’ like it’s an occupation. Homegirl, you’ve been usurped. Go sit next to Tomi and Scottie and think about your decisions.