I’m just here to say I agree on the whole sheer-dresses trend issue. I’m over it, they all look the same. The pussy dress Kim is wearing is shown to be from a 2010 collection, that’s a sign. KNOCK IT OFF.

My younger (type A) sister is getting married in September, and I read this with real dread. She doesn’t want to be too traditional, while dreading having it turn out too Pinteresty and millennial. They’re doing the portable brick oven pizza, which I think is awesome. But the discussion over paper plates vs China, my…

I mean, she’s very openly vegan and it seems her loyalties lie in marijuana. And is also very fit, and devoted to yoga (I follow her insta, what of it). So are you just deciding they’re a weird couple because he doesn’t drink alcohol?

I am coming out of shock. I live in a forever red state, so I knew my vote would be thrown in the shitter. But what the fuck. I have a lot of stuff I’m trying out, mentally. I want to hear women I know say why they were able and willing to cast that vote, in specifics. I want to not lash out at people I don’t know on…

I went with my mother because we have the same polling spot. She forgot her reading glasses so the elderly elections employee let her borrow. I saw no shenanigans whatsoever, and it was a lovely experience to get to share with my mom, who dragged me along to every NOW function possible in childhood, and once got me…

If we’re stuck with Buddy fuckin Garrity, it’s going to be a rough winter.

Sweet, butthole. I’ve been pretty concerned about the grammar on this four year old Jezebel post. I hope you high-fived yourself for LAYING the smack down.

I cannot bring myself to watch that trailer. I am sorry. These two are like human wine-glass charms.

I am PMSing like a tiger, and I can’t even with these Simones. I have been a blubbery, girl-power, can’t-shut-up-about it MESS for approximately 48 hours.

I am here only to say that the tank top has pushed me over the edge. I was already annoyed, now I’m officially enraged. This is fuckin’ next-level chicanery, and I won’t stand for it any longer.

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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK WE HATE MEN! Kellyanne, I can assure you I had one between my thighs last night! I didn’t let him speak, and then I black-widowed him at the conclusion of intercourse because of the rules of feminism.

I can’t disagree. I didn’t mean at all to generalize between mental health disorders. But what do we do when someone who has a history of being unstable actually kills their two adult daughters, by legal guns?

I haven’t really considered that. It is scary.

Yeah, it’s pretty apparent they were stocked up. Only took the one to shatter a grip of lives though. :(

Dad’s birthday. Everything about this is fucked. How many people are now grieving because this woman, with acknowledged mental issues, was able to get a gun. Jesus Christ, I need to go lay in a field of wildflowers.

They must keep a photo booth on retainer.

My random contribution: I had a math teacher around 5th/6th grade who also hailed from “Missoura!” Everyone was convinced she really milked her accent. She sometimes wore a one piece bathing suit under vests, and she really hated Newt Gingrich, which she told us middle-schoolers about all the time.

I would say it is with regards to interest-factor. But Taylor Swift is on top of the music world and the general world, and Elizabeth Olsen is...in some movies.

This story made me laugh!