My first serious boyfriend threatened to kill himself repeatedly; I stayed with him for a year before my friends rallied around me and I broke it off.

I was over Dan by season two. When they tried to throw him with Blair, I was incensed enough to quit the show, but too far gone at that point. When he was revealed to be GG, I threw a (plastic) champagne glass across the room. The fact that the ending had Serena marrying him only cemented the fact that they were the…

I am a dresses and purses kind of woman; hardly ever moved by shoes. I often find myself in a sick outfit with awesome accessories, only to remember that I am bad at female-ing when it comes to shoes, so I have to make changes based on my deficiency. Maybe it’s because I just can’t understand the heels. They HURT.…

Oh, Khloe. What a dumb thing to say. Addicts are addicts, the drugs don’t care about their location.

I was in absolute awe of her, what a dancer! I am aware that is her background, but daaaamn.

Braggy information: a member of my family was in a band with Deanna Carter in the 80s/90s. Lore is that she contributed to Strawberry Wine based on an experience of my great grandmother, but never got a writing credit due to an epic falling-out in an airport. And she did write Did I Shave My Legs for This, and has the…

I’ve never been to one of these classes, and I don’t know if I would shell out the money for one unless (of course) in the instance of a birthday or special occasion. However, I think they’re cool if they give some the confidence to try something daunting to many. I lived with a painter for a few years, and after a…

I’m certainly not losing sleep about Kylie Jenner’s plight. Of course she has had a very easy go of it for her whole life in most ways. But I don’t think it’s a crime to consider that she’s had a very weird upbringing, and is a very new adult. Maybe I’m being sensitive today, but maybe we don’t all have to gleefully…

Mom!!!!

“...live my life and not do this anymore.” That line almost made me sad. The this she speaks of has been essentially her whole life, and the entirety of her formative years. From what I can tell, she probably didn’t have many school dances or bitchy secret three-way calling, or stupid sleepovers. She’s probably been…

I..what is this DJ thing? I’ve paid enough attention to know that Paris Hilton used to be a big thing, and now she is being a DJ. Apparently Lohan has dabbled, we got Brody up in there. Guys! Older millennials, young Gen-Xers, unless you’re very into the craft (and not just “spinning” in Ibiza for a quick 50k)...there…

I am all for Teams Aniston and Swift. I like Miranda Lambert enough to sing along if her songs come on. As a public (and probably contrived) personality, I’ve liked what I’ve seen from her because she seems like she has fun and doesn’t take herself too seriously in interviews and on stage, etc. It’s probable that she…

Who the fuck runs to Puerto Vallarta from the United States? Grade-A asswipes. Timeshare owners?

I agree, I would not at all be surprised if they’re like, “We were on Christmas vacation!” In Puerto Vallarta, after all.

• Courteney Cox is not dating Matthew Perry, or so E! says! [E! Online]

I have to agree, and not just cause I’m a Britney fan for LIFE.

I pride myself as being an excellent “for fun” liar. I convinced at least 15 people (small school, lot of stoners) in high school that the newly-shuttered grocery store a block from our school was going to be reopened as a roller-rink. I told them they were going to keep up the giant, old-school department signs (like…

Definitely agree! While it was clearly a joke, J Law should know better than to mix it up with someone so beneath her, it’s unnecessary. What was Lohan supposed to do, laugh it off and say “HAHA love you girl!” I have no issue with her response; just because she’s been a trainwreck in the past doesn’t mean she doesn’t…

I LOVE DOLLY. She reminds me of my former (lounge act) country singer grandmother, except Dolly doesn’t strike me as such a loathsome bitch. Can you grandmother me, Dolly?

There’s really only one person who can accurately express my feelings toward Burt Reynolds’ bullshit.