I have a friend who named her car “12.”

I agree! I also dislike the lesser-used “girly” or “girlies.” It seems so detached. I had a Facebook friend post a picture of her maybe three month old daughter, and captioned it “Love this girly.” As though her infant daughter were a second-tier friend from college she runs into fairly frequently, but never makes…

This knitter is the same age as me. I don’t think we’d hang out. I don’t mind Taylor Swift at all. But I wouldn’t spend eight months to knit a sweater for fuckin’ Morrissey, let alone a multi-millionaire with a very covet-able wardrobe.

I was at a friend’s house for a bbq and saw a beard speaking nonsense, and I wanted to angry-fuck him immediately. We went to his house and he had children-stuff all over. WHILE we were having sex, he continually talked about his ex baby mama.

The only thing here is that HE IS CUTE. You’re a monster if you disagree.

I have about four or five guy friends that I have shared or harbored feelings for at one time or another. If someone offered me seven figures to write about them?

He is cute though, because I decided he is.

I like this. I’d probs fuck all three of them.

Yes, I would fuck Seth Rogan. Many times.

This isn’t first day of school or anything, but it was the second week of my sophomore year of high school. My school had about 1500 students on a big year, so had one large parking lot out front for all, and one small out back for staff only. I was in 2nd period (we had four 90 MINUTE classes per day) social studies…

No. I’ve actually had discussion before about how he’d probably be really bad at sex. He oozes that vibe.

Fuck Kylie’s dress, even though it looks like 45 lbs of Balmain beading. Marry Fka Twigs’ everything, even though I just spoke ill of the naked look. I would like to put it on my body and light a candle. Kill Rita Ora’s, cause I think it’s really ugly.

This is hard for me. Fuck Jeremy’ tux, because that’s just glorious. Marry Vanessa’s flowery dress because sue me, I LOVE a flowy, lacy dress. Kill Demi’s look, I don’t know if the fabric is PVC or something but I’m not as into it, even though she looks amazing.

I agree! This one has some interesting textures it looks like, but I’m so over the naked-dresses thing.

Not into Taylor’s look at all. Spangly sweatpants, give me something better than that please.

I’m not enthused with this, primarily because it is not clothing. It looks some tangled mess of 80% off accessories in a bin at Ross. I know it’s the VMAs, I remember Lil Kim. But this is some nonsense.

The fact that she was painting her nails keeps sticking out to me in this story. Because...WHAT. What even, that’s not a party move, girl. Getting naked and iPhone DJing and various other offenses can at least be chalked up to drugs or alcohol or delusion but painting your nails is a whole different level of weirdo,…

I am a Head Lice Survivor, somehow I thought we’d beaten that thing! Many moons ago, there was a vicious outbreak in every classroom of our K-4th grade school. These lice were insatiable, it was absolute mayhem. Parents were keeping their kids home, it went on for months. Sleepovers were cancelled, winter coats were…

Like many West Coasters, I despise Tom Brady. However, I think he and Giselle are God’s Gift to Prettiness and Perfection (and I’m not even religious). I will be pretty bummed if they break up.

In the past three days, my father went into the hospital, I started back to school, my entire region is still burning to the ground (and still causing an endless smoke headache), and we’ve experienced yet another shocking act of violence. I give up on this week, nay, this month.