I’m 27 and mega-single. This bodes well for my plan of dying with five hyphenated last names. Obviously the first one can’t hang too long, due to logistics.

Would it kill them to consider something like a spicier BBQ chip? Deep ridges? Not Buffalo Wings or some outrageous Guy Fieri shit, just a spicier take on a standard. Gyro chips give me a break. Just give me something with a kick to drive through my potato salad.

Ritz, gritz, tomatoes (big ones).

I ate some live ants recently while in the Amazon. It was after a long hike, everyone was doing it. I straight up licked a stick full of them and they tasted strongly of lemon.

I can already tell I will be bumping this all day long and for the rest of the weekend.

I can’t stop looking at it and thinking how much I would be honored to own something like that.

I think we should all be happy and supportive for Bristol in her third blessing. OHHHHH!

I just recently had a conversation about dropping the check with an American now living in London. She was aghast at the practice of receiving her check before she asked for it. I think she was offended when I explained that time is money in our shitty tipping culture, and that as a server, I really never gave a shit…

I’m not crazy about the rap-infused country shit, but Sam Hunt can get it.

Thanks to all for the advice! As I am generally lazy in my makeup habits, this seems like something I’ll likely never tackle. But I am going to use my highlight pen for the first time!

Honestly, can someone tell me if I am missing out on not know shit about contouring? My friend does it, is it worth looking into? I got a round-ass face.

Best movie ever! I don’t want to choose, but Ellen Barkin OWNS Trashy Trailer Mom.

I meant “we” like humanity. I’m so much more disgusted than I thought ever possible by people choosing to detract from an obvious predator with this Lena Dunham argument, like we’re on opposing four-square teams at recess. The Palins are easily the saddest group of fringe wannabe public figures.

I’ve been that girl in the bouquet toss a few times. Last summer I was at a wedding with my sister and her longtime boyfriend. She caught the bouquet, and when the time came for the garter toss, all bf’s friends ducked and he caught it, couldn’t give this thing away. There’s a picture somewhere of the two of them…

I’m uncomfortable with some of the stuff from Lena’s book. But why are we arguing shit vs diarrhea here?

It’s pretty silly but I just like the two actresses so much.

When I was in 8th grade, I moved in with my dad, who would bring me to the store and give me money for the tampons he refused to buy. That pretty much erased any shame I may have had, after several months of this. As for hiding them now, with each passing flow I give less and less of a shit if someone spots one in my…

I haven’t been married, but I was a bridesmaid in my friend’s wedding and was a little misty even before the ceremony started. She had to walk around a corner to get to the altar, and her husband to be was positioned to see her before anyone else. When that boy started outright crying at the sight of her, I lost it…

“Eggs, you’re way more funny, tell me what to say back!” I could have been making millions on AIM-crush convos alone!

I definitely do not relate to the Millennials I know. We had internet when I was in middle school, and my dad had a work cell phone but it wasn’t until after high school (maybe during) that they became something everyone had. I spent a good amount of time on AOL, chatting with my friends. So while I didn’t grow up…