Just yesterday I was playing some Spotify “TBT” playlist, and I was plum delighted to hear this little ditty I forgot all about!

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

I have to also be suspect of this! When I hang out with my girl friends, we don’t have a title for it, it’s just called “HANGIN’ OUT.” I like tea and hair flowers and gratitude, but this does ring a little false.

I can be a picky eater, although I am trying. I don’t like mushrooms, bell peppers, cinnamon, coconut or any type of curry, and I don’t order those things, or request they be left out (mushrooms, bell peppers). I am very thankful I have no allergies, because in a shared pizza situation, I can pick those things off…

I had been on and off with this POS fora few years, and he had gone to jail for a few months while we were together (really unfortunate story, he was arrested for beating the shit out of a kid who assaulted my female friend during a party at my house, so I felt very guilty) and I visited his ass every week. He wrote…

I’m not even embarrassed to say that I will definitely watch the Hilary Duff reality show (or at least give it the college try).

I would LOVE to see my girl in Vegas. But it turns out I really hate Vegas, and I can’t see her like this. I know she has the bad knees, so she can’t ever be the dancer she once was. I was lucky to see her on the Oops! tour (ten million years ago), and I will hold those memories dear. She was on fire at that time.

HEELS and HEELS. Never learned to wear them, don’t understand what it is I am missing; how does one do this without walking like an infant, and/or crumbling into tears from the pain? The few times I’ve attempted them (school dances, New Years), I always end up walking around barefoot for most of the night, which is…

When I was 15, my dad ok’d my attendance to Warped Tour with a few friends, knowing I was pretty responsible and being all about the live concert experience. His one pleading instruction was to not “do anything stupid.” A few of my friends smuggled in some vodka or something, but I just smoked a little pot.…

I developed early and quickly, around 3rd or 4th grade. I had an older brother whose friends always addressed me as a mild annoyance, being two years older. When I was maybe 11 or 12, however, something changed with one of his friends, who I happened to think was the cutest boy alive. He started actually talking to me…

I once worked at a restaurant managed by a crazy lady in her 40s who never stopped describing her elaborate performance art pieces and going to Burning Man. I was 18 and had just bought tickets to Tom Petty, and she told me she had flashed him before, but was bummed when the band invited her friend backstage instead.…

I'll live, thank you for the recommendation! I do have a tracking number, and they've been very communicative about shipping. Apparently they have a facility in Kentucky and the south was pummeled with snow right after I made my purchase. Mildly irritating, but not a deal breaker.

Due to weather, I haven't received my March Glossybox yet! It's my first month ever of any beauty box, so obviously I'm very, very anxious to get it! Please hurry, Glossybox! I'm trying to get better at makeup-ing after years and years of just foundation and mascara!

I had dated this guy on and off for a few years, but we were solid for a few months when I didn't hear from him for over a day. This wasn't abnormal, because he sucked, but I asked his friend, who was dating my sister, if he'd seen him, and he said, "He and a few other guys drove across the country, they want to make…

All we can do is show our love and support and no doubt she will emerge eventually, stable as a table.

I've had a few pretty serious boyfriends, but the two that I felt pretty strongly about actually did bring out terrible shit in me. With one, I just allowed him to run all over me for years, shattering me every time, and kept going back for more. The other was very adoring to me but covert; it wasn't until we had been…

If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it at all, if you're a public figure who's blatantly looking to say something edgy and get noticed. It just makes you look like a dummy. Go poop on a log, Sevigny.

The last two months, I have lived alone for the first time in my 27 years. I have been smoking a lot of pot (my ex was such a dick about it), most weekends not showering at all, if I can manage to justify shirking all social engagements. Swilling wine straight from the bottle, watching the same three shows on Netflix…

I don't know if this qualifies, but one time I was a restaurant employee who was in over my head.

A former coworker described Kelly as her "favorite singer on the planet." While she appears to be a delightful person, and she can sing, I just found that kind of...odd? Maybe I'm just a musical elitist, my friend started seeing this guy who is 30 and a big Avril Lavigne fan, and my first thought was, "NOOOOOO…