This brought back so many memories of Spirit Week at my high school. Our lockers were still 70's orange, and our building was basically a very large split-level home. Our football team lost every year on homecoming. But we were out of this world with our spirit. There was no embarrassment or shame when it came to…

Ice Cube, ehhh...that's just pretty lame. It's an MTV Award, bro. I firmly believe you leave some things to bitch to your friends about, if you must. Of course they gave the MTV Award to Paul Walker, dude. Come onnnn.

I, for one, certainly do not care if Fred Savage got a nose job, because he is still my husband and I love him.

That looks delicious. I consider myself a BIG fan of ham paired with eggs, and I'll jump all over any sort of artisan-style bread. But when the egg is duck (which I've never had) and there's foie gras, I'm over it. When you try to put gold flakes in my cheese? I will get violent, because WHY ON EARTH would a 40 year…

"Thank goodness she didn't play softball like I did."

I definitely love the Beckham family. Victoria is just...everything. David is pretty amazing to look at, and their kids just seem pretty bored all the time.

I like Mindy. Her show's been kinda bumpy, but I've enjoyed it. I know funny is subjective, but I was pleasantly surprised by just how many of my favorite Office moments/story lines were written by her. So, I don't think Mindy Project is at all a great representation of her humor.

COME ON! Caffeine?! I know 2,802 people who are never invited to party at my house.

Me too, and I'm not even a mom. I think that's par for the course with this woman, however.

Weed's gonna bring it home, no doubt.

Marry me.

I think being happy in your life will help you take aging best. My grandma was never a glamorous or beautiful woman. She had troubles, but she also raised two kids and has been married 55 years. She was a stay-at-home mother and wife for (most of) 45 years, and then she went out and found her professional passion.…

I always wear a bra, because I want to. I wear underwear 3-4 days of the week. COME AT ME BRO.

I knew of Michelle Monaghan...for some reason? Was she on Lost? But she is actually fucking killing me as Maggie Hart. I am current on True Detective, and all I want is for her to be involved in the end.

Awesome, I got Posh. Which is who I played in a talent show performance of Stop, in 6th grade I believe. So she apparently didn't sing much, but who came out on top here, really? Victoria Beckham, of gorgeous fashion, cute kids and David Beckham. Also, I feel like I've read a few times that she is really nice.

Drop Dead Gorgeous. So, so, so funny. Kirstie Alley, Allison Janney, Ellen Barkin, Brittany Murphy, Kirsten Dunst! Denise Richards is even awesome.

So I've joined the party a little late. I broke up with my boyfriend of two years last March, and had a few hookups right after, but started hanging with this dude in July. We met through mutual friends, made out at a wedding, and he lived two hours from me. He came to visit a few times, but I made it clear from the…

Ok this is not me, because none of my exes should be revisited. My best friend's mom, Brenda, dated a guy in high school, and they were super in love, but he moved away or something, so they broke up. She met my friend's dad, and they were married pretty soon out of high school. 15 years later, they split. He died…

I've lived in a bunch of apartments, unfortunately. There's always an annoying egg. Usually, I was too chicken-shit to ever go knock in person, but I found that a few direct, anonymous notes worked out. One time, though, my janky little neighbor boys ignored my repeated pleas to STFU at 3 am on a work night (I had…

My sis just started a housekeeping gig, and they use it for almost everything. Makes sense; it's super cheap, no cruddy ingredients, and it works. I always have a spray bottle handy, at least for cleaning glass. Vinegar and Comet are my house-cleaning essentials.