This guy is the worst. And that's coming from a person who's logged a good four or five seasons. And just watched that god damned wedding. Most of the guys I've seen on either show can go poop on a log as far as I am concerned, taste-wise. I have found some of them endearing, and a few of them really attractive. But…

Yes, it could only be her association with Kanye West that got her into Vogue. I don't watch the Kardashians, but, she is everywhere. She is beautiful, fashionable and rich as hell on her own. Good for her.

Honestly, I wasn't stoked by it. I was hoping Bruno and the Chili Peppers would have a duet or something. Far too little Chili Peppers. I adore Bruno Mars, but it just didn't WOW me.

Fuck.

Annnd I realize I just unloaded on you. I'm sorry, I did not foresee how this thread would affect me.

My father has probably 8 DUIs. Four years ago, on Valentines Day, he caused a wreck, drunk as hell. Thank the fucking universe the guy he hit was alone in his car and had minor bruising. My dad was in a medically induced coma for a month. He had a lacerated liver and a collapsed lung. For a guy who smoked his way…

That's good. I live in a small college town myself, with cheap cabs. Still have friends who "can't leave their car downtown."

I've known people who drove drunk regularly, and people who never, ever did. I think the regulars have been people who just like to drive drunk or something, whether there's a better option or not. And other people would never even consider it, as in it's just not ever on the table. Luckily, everyone I know who's done…

"Riley Keough and Ben Smith-Peterson are now touching each other's butts full-time."

I may have a rage blackout. I haven't had lunch (or breakfast), I'm knee-deep in spreadsheets, and you're gonna go there, Bristol? I know violence is wrong, and spite is silly and I'm a positive person who loves the world...but I can't help but think it would actually be productive, and the best decision for everyone,…

My sister showers every other day, or every third day. I guess it's mostly because of her hair, which is apparently hell directly after a wash. I don't know why she doesn't use a shower cap (or she does only rarely). I shower daily mostly for my hair, which I really like to wash every day. It's pretty fine, so…

Jesus. If this happened to a dead loved one, I don't think jerk would be the word I would use. Disgusting piece of shit, maybe. And to take the pictures off a memorial website? Not that it's very nice to do this to anyone, but wasn't there maybe some hot, alive, beefcake-type whose modeling profile you could have…

Ohhh fuck that. I have three parents; my mother, my biological father, and my ex-step father whom my mother divorced when I was 4-5, after having my sister and trying a few years of marriage. This man took my older brother and I as his children, no questions asked. His family does not really accept us as theirs, but…

As a current resident of Idaho, I would have to say that these people sure hate Californians. I'm in Northern Idaho, very close to Spokane, and I haven't seen a terrible amount of Washington hate, per se. Everyone hates Spokane though.

E-cigs annoy the crap out of me as well, but to be fair, as far as I know they only emit water vapors, which dissipate instantly. No smoke for others to inhale.

Cute kids, looks fun, Lindsay hand-in-mouth X-mas selfie, chill...

"If I read one more thing about Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik "secretly hooking up" I am going to throw all my valuables into the ocean and roam the beaches barefoot, clad only in rags and singing a series of mournful sea shanties."

Mahhh lady. I love Gloria, always and forever. Oprah is lucky that Gloria even gestured to her. I like to believe that Gloria might say to Oprah, "If I had fuck-you money, I'd use it better."

My old roommate had that! They told her she had herpes! She called a guy to let him know, he got hostile, it was a pretty terrible sitch for her. Days later, the dr's office called to let her know that it was strep.

Buurrrn. I just took my first selfie in forever, and while my smile may be silly and foolish, my new hat is cute, Clemens.