Being a judgemental dick takes years away from an optimal lifespan.

Jennifer Garner waited half her life to claim Los Angeles as her home town and Regina punted her back to West Virginia. I guess she took that personally.

You don’t take offense because you’re white. No one is trying to “other” you when they ask that question. That’s the difference.

A public park in Oakland, California where people are barbecuing and having a good time and minding their own business.

Wilmington NC. 

MY evidence is Rosewood, Tulsa, Springfield, Omaha, Longview (Texas)...

Hey now, one of her tip is also to become a landlord parasite.

I expect better than this (or at least some commentary on it) from The Root.

Gee if only there was some hack to get some of that.

So her tips are generational wealth and nepotism. Yeah...

So . . . being a landlord, and living with a roommate? That’s not “one weird trick!”

Or – and hear me out – making your bed is NOT important. Don’t make your bed.

I hand carry cellar spiders I find in my house and place them in corners and behind appliances. I love the little guys. 

The people who “itching to tear her down,” are probably the ones who started this whole thing. It’ll probably end up being about her appearing on the cover of GQ or something like that.

They are investigating a complaint. Like the clown in my HOA that reports people if they don’t pull their garbage cans back quick enough.

Why is it so hard for white people (and Republicans in general) to address people as they’d like to be addressed?

it’s because qualified immunity essentially makes convicting an officer of a crime a complicated process

But if we think about the most famous case in recent history of someone who used a gun to protect their home against armed intruders - Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend - if his gun had been locked up in a safe, and those cops had actually been the armed intruders he thought they were - he’d have been dead anyway.

You take that slander about The Monster Squad back! 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Little Monsters was Night Breed for kids.