My best friend is coming in from Iowa and we're gonna go drinking at the Solemn Oath Brewery on Saturday.

That's not scientifically plausible.

My one story has progressed nicely. I'm further along than I expected but somehow not quite as complete as I wanted. So hopefully by next week I can get it finished and maintain the momentum to return to another story of mine.

Fuck work interfering with my wanting to read stuff on the internet.

Champions of Pop Culture!

19 + 11 = 30.

I'll drink to that!

"You keep quoting my lines from The Princess Bride. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Yeah, sure. Low grain, high fat, and it's not all that.

That, or he's referring to a radio DJ who was popular in the early 2000's at Chicago's q101.

Uttertuck.

Wet Hot American Summer

Shit, I gotta remember to watch that!

I find it hard to believe that Michael Cera is as in-demand as anyone else from the cast these days, his role in the WHAS series not-withstanding. I feel like he just hangs around studios, soliciting for roles.

Applesauce, bitch!

If anything, this is just a riff on that meme regarding Kristen Stewart's various emotions.

I recognize those words but that headline makes no sense.

They're honoring Red Reddington?!

That cracked me up so much, it's hands down one of the best lines of the year.

A friend of mine has the original VHS copies, so we've been tossing about doing a group watch some time soon.