I went back to a piece I started working on a while ago. I think if I get more time this week, I can complete it by next week. and maybe I'll share it here and over at AVC After Dark.

She's gonna go on a long journey with the aliens.

At this point, he's just saying word that form the vaguest of sentences in hopes people buy into him. "They know nothing! They don't know what they're doing! We've gotta make things right! We have to do something! They're not doing anything!"

I'd like to declare I'm not a stalker. That sucks so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking much that this continues to happen. What has become of our community?!

Sympathies. 14 years is a good life but still way too short when it's a trusted pet.

My eyes started to well up a bit at the end of this week's episode of Fargo. DON'T DIE ON ME TED DANSON!

CHAMPIONS OF POP CULTURE!

Coming next fall to NBC…

"So, to perform said miracles, I just make this motion with my finger like so…"

The greatest Jewish miracle of all? Being able to feed your family a delicious spread but in just the right sized portions.

Now I'm thinking about what could've been with a Lynch-directed Jedi and some backwards speaking Ewoks telling Luke that that light saber he likes will come back in style.

The day cloning technologies become as common as 3-D printers, this is all they will be used for and soon we'll be petitioning the government to grant us clone marriage. Is this what we want to use science for?

"Would you prefer a Fanta?"

"Wanna watch Phantasm?"

Without cloning, we can't fuck ourselves.

When the trailer comes up, they should just go get some popcorn. They'll return to see that their empty seat has easily accommodated a family of four.

Damn! How could I forget about those? I'm gonna go put my head through a TV as penance.

I AM ONE OF YOUR PEOPLE!

How else are you supposed to know they're gay if they're not a flamer? Can't take chances with these stealth gays. They might turn ya!

Never watched it. I probably should, though.