And they can talk about how they can't get a decent New York slice!

Shows about people moving from the city to the country haven't been good since Green Acres. How about some country loon moves to the city and has wacky situations? Let's Perfect Strangers it up, TV people!

When there's a honkey in the White House.

I'm pretty much eating soft foods to accommodate the chewing restrictions, but I'm getting sick of pastas. I've got an appointment tomorrow for an extraction, which is to make room for bridgework.

"In no way do I want have sex with you. Right now. Maybe in the future, but not the not too distant future, nor the distant future. But only if there's a mutual agreement. And if we're both available. And still live in the area."

I like to keep things a mystery.

That's not a bad reason to give out a number, so I wouldn't be deterred the next time you see him, especially if you lay it out like that: as an invitation to hang out, talk shop, whatnot.

I've maybe only met 3 or so IRL but they're all welcome in my bed.

Hey, I'm only 2 out of 3.

I can think of a handful of AV Club commenters I would invite into my bed to eat this cracker.

Way to make us all look like a bunch of sexless nerds.

I once attempted to give my number to a bartender as well. I figured I had a good shot b/c we had a good rapport but she kindly declined. Pretty much it comes down to I was a regular, plus it has to be a common thing for bartenders to constantly get numbers, especially female bartenders. I'd chalk it up to experience…

Nope. Boy, are my bosses going to be in for a surprise!

Pfft… I do that during the day!

Well, now that you've promoted that here, it feels less special.

Thursday
Dental appointment. One of a few more to come. Crown work.

Just don't offer him a pretzel.

The majority of whom are in congress.

"This film has been rated KKK for Explicit Whitey."

Next Tuesday?