Yeah, I'd like a loud bang if you catch my drift, wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more!

This is of course a vast improvement over the originally suggested rating letter of "V."

You get Hayden Christiansan and a potato.

Ay carumba!

Even in cover form, Taylor Swift dominates. Either way, this was the only way I'd ever listen to that damn song so I applaud this.

It's gonna be Human League-heavy.

If given the opportunity to fuck up, I will not fuck it up.

Whatever you say, Mr. Cosby!

Any time I hear Greg Gutfeld's voice, I throw up.

You're back in The Room is actually the recurring nightmare all former cast and crew who've worked with Tommy Wiseau have.

Sometimes to affect the proper power of suggestion, it's easier just to get the victim, I mean, volunteer drunk, rather than have them look at a pretty watch.

Everyone is shocked that Ricky Gervais thinks he's a comedian.

TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

One day I'm gonna eat a Crunch and a Krackle at the same time.

Are you sure you don't mean Krackel, which is rice filled and comes in a red package?

I won't be posting for all of you as much you will all start having the same dreams about me and soon I'll be posting through you.

Trump jumped on that? Thought it was Cruz? Hell, they're all the same.

Maybe about two inches where I am in the western burbs of Chicago. Commute to work was way better than I expected. Got in half hour earlier than usual.

Champions of Pop Culture

MLA's sobriety Corner