You're right! I need to go somewhere else to meet a more upstanding woman for me!

And after having watched Master of None a second time through, I want my own damn pasta maker!

I mentioned this before at some other point on the AVC, but lately I've been craving some Olive Garden. I think it's due to the fact that when I'd go visit my ex at school, she'd want to go to the Olive Garden (as there were nothing but chain restaurants near campus). And since we've been broken up, I've been free of…

I'm surprised they don't serve them up with a Dr. Pepper 10!

It's the fast food of Italian food.

I too would like to express my fondness for that particular meme.

I've willingly eaten at Hardee's a few times, primarily due to their rarity where I live (west of Chicago). A few have popped up near me, so it's novel to see them this far north in Illinois, and kind of unsettling to hear they've invaded Canada.

Fear and Self Loathing in Taco Bell

Rick does proclaim they're in a Hardee's/Carl's Jr ad.

Never thought their burgers could look more unappealing, but mission accomplished to the animated sentient puking burgers.

Does the "AV" in "AV Club" not stand for "Awkward, Vulnerable?"

I'm not sure of anything anymore.

You're missing a comma and proper capitalization in that statement.

I recognize those words but this comment makes no sense.

They're both orangish and have weird hair.

Dee Snider or Donald Trump?

Half good, half bad. I think I'm going to keep distant relatives distant and drink and keep my mouth shut at any future family gatherings. Or just not show up at all.

I call it a "lawnmower!"

That peach-eating scum can sit on it!

I too would like to express my fondness for that particular great monster in history.