“like-minded creatives”

Truly the “you can’t fire me, I quit!” of celebrity chefs leaving a city they were kicked out of for reprehensible behavior...

Instead of the kind of the ending they used that just totally fizzled the sketch out, when Mama Cass interrupted them to say how she wanted to see her song used decades in the future, it should have been something like “I want my song to show up on this weird show, that becomes surprisingly popular in spite of all its…

I have no doubt that that starfucker Lorne Michaels has yukked it up with Kissinger at a cocktail party or two.

Did you mistaken SNL with this site?

Yeah, I have my own tiebreaker -- the person who drops the words “traumatized” and “microaggressions” when describing a game show argument over marbles is more in the wrong.

What the hell is “tableside tiramisu”? There’s many things that could be interesting prepared tableside, but isn’t tiramisu something that needs time to come together, like for the booze to soak into the ladyfingers?

Is it too mean to post the Norm quote? Fuck it, I’m posting the Norm quote:

What in the vomitous hell is that header photo?

I trust Floridians with food quality like I trust them with my reproductive healthcare rights...

Sad to say, I must be on my way.

Fare thee well, going away, there’s nothing left to say
Farewell to New York City, boys, to Boston and PA
He took them out with a well-aimed clout, we often heard him say
“I’m a free born man of the USA”

That was giving me flashbacks of Kima getting shot at the end of season 1 of The Wire.

Also, the Lyon’s address is 1219... 13

Out of all the images in this series, Varga eating ice cream on a toilet and throwing up still ranks as the most disgusting.

Plus he vapes. The modern trope of showing someone’s a douchebag without saying they’re a douchebag.

The only creature on this show that I refuse to believe is real is Varga’s dentist. 

Gonna try Ole’s “I live here now” schtick at the nicest house in town. Wish me luck

Two quick notes. I hate to be “that girl” but 1520s is not the Middle Ages. Usually its considered to have ended in 1453 with the end of the 100 Years War and the Fall of Constantinople. In Britain the death of Richard III in 1485 and the end of the War of the Roses is the end. Columbus in 1492 is the latest you can…