Yeah, there were plot holes so large you could drive a truck through them. Also, Josh Hutcherson is 31, and he has an 8- or 9-year-old sister? Why not just make it his daughter?

I really, really disliked the actions of the lead character in this film. I get that he has a valid reason to sleep often but immediately does so as soon as his shift starts. I mean, he does it right after he not only takes a serious wound because of it, but is specifically told to stay awake during his shift by the…

I prefer the grittier version, Knife Fights at Freddy’s.

There were plenty of vile, despicable people in the Trump administration but for whatever reason I hated Pence the most, second only to Trump himself. Just the blandness of him, his “This is my serious face” face, the fact that he’d lie at the drop of a hat like his boss and never suffer consequences for it (like his…

You are an idiot and an asshole. Stop using mental illness as an excuse for malignant narcissists like this, shitface.

Being ill isn’t an excuse for claiming, several time, that enslaved people in the Americas chose to be. 

That’s a weird reaction to have to a pretty anodyne statement

That’s amazing!

I’ll take pictures of my food if the presentation is crazy. Otherwise, agree with her on that point. I do not agree on not washing carrots or ranch though.

Heart attack on the cheap!

I’ll sometimes take a photo of food that I’ve personally prepared just because I’m proud of myself (and sometimes because I want a record of what it looked like in order to compare it to other times I’ve made or will make the same thing), but I’ve also never felt the drive to take a picture of a meal at a restaurant.…

Really hard to care having never set foot in a CostCo.

She has eight dogs, four cats, three goats, a donkey, a pony, a sheep and a rabbit. I don’t think a little garden dirt ranks high on the list of threats. 

Then what do you read when you use the bathroom? 

I’m with her. I try my best not to use my phone at all when I’m eating, whether by myself, or with other people. Did you wash your hands before eating? If you’re a civilized person the answer would be yes. Do you scroll through your phone when you sit on the toilet? In public places when you haven’t washed your hands?…

a group of young people on a distant world, who find themselves in a confrontation with the most terrifying life form in the universe

I appreciate the examples you’ve used here, but man, the jump scare in its modern state is one of the most annoying gimmicks in all of cinema, not just horror films. Aside from cruelly graphic gore, it’s the one thing that turns me off a film faster than you can say “boo”...

The greatest that’s ever been done is Nell’s scream in the car from The Haunting of Hill House. Not only is it absolutely terrifying in the moment, but it actually serves a purpose beyond that momentary scare, being fully rooted in the characters and leading to big understandings between them.

Aw man I’m not bummed and glad there aren’t many “real life” scares this year. Those are always way scarier for me than the "got a bad feeling and later learned this house had something happen here" stories, but then again I'm also glad fewer people are being traumatized by like, the scary landlord creeping in through…