The dark side of me, to be honest, is truly curious how many of these big Alphas that make these claims would actually stand by them if cops came to confiscate their AR-15s and such. All bark and no bite would be my guess. To quote Dead Kennedy’s, in a real fourth reich you’ll be the first to go.

The cynic in me wants to think that this chain is actually owned by Papa John’s to make their shit pizza look good by comparison. 

It does seem a little unnecessary, since if I’m getting Taco Bell I’m probably already drunk.

As a former resident of Maine, the lack of a Gifford’s stand is disappointing (Maine Black Bear is a personal favorite of their flavors). As a current Minneapolis resident, lack of Bebe Zito or Milkjam (Thai iced tea flavored ice cream is brilliant) are also big omissions.

More than any movie, what really scared me about the ocean was one passage of Moby Dick. It’s when they harpoon a whale and are getting pulled along and the cabin boy Pip goes overboard and left behind in the middle of the ocean and just imagining all of the unknown monsters waiting for him in the miles of deep below…

Now I’m going to associate one of my favorite bits from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with Trump, great.

I think you’re right about Burress. I was thinking the same thing about Joe Mande’s Award-Winning Comedy Special. I think it’s pretty brilliant, but unless you’re a comedy nerd you probably don’t know who he is since he mostly works as a writer.

If people are afraid of this, they should never go to the MN State Fair. There, the pickle dog is essentially (they come in a few different varieties) a pickle, covered in cream cheese, wrapped in pastrami. The other varieties are the reuben, which adds thousand island and sauerkraut to the mix, and one that adds…

This one is notable not just for the quickness but also the irony - someone noted for being very body positive is fat shaming behind the scenes.

I think you’re spot on. This article I think sheds some light on it, though I have no idea how he’s managed to convince so many people he’s a tough guy. He’s the most thin-skinned wuss I can imagine.

Catching dildos is the new trust falls.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

That guy getting killed in the elevator scarred me as a kid.

Kind of surprised The General didn’t make the list.

Pronto Pups are a personal favorite. My GF used to work at Sweet Martha’s. At the end of the day, she’d come back with basically a trashbag filled with unsold cookies.

Cool Ranch is great and Taco Bell dropping them as a shell flavor is a crime.

Yeah The Bear is a big omission, some of the best TV I’ve watched all year. As a former line cook it really hits the marks.

Agreed, I love Raiders but in the end Indy didn’t really do anything, they opened the Ark themselves.

I have a... difficult history with cottage cheese. My parents wanted me to get more calcium, so they told me cottage cheese was ice cream. I knew all the other kids liked ice cream and didn’t want to be weird, so I ate cottage cheese. When I was 6 my grandma finally gave me real ice cream, there’s a picture of me…

The original caffeinated 4loko hit while I was in college, it was crazy times.