Buying a new car will guarantee you a crippling loss.

"Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment?"

That's pretty much how I feel 18 hours a day, actually.

They'd just make the assumption that Americans don't want a small, practical, comfortable, peppy coupé that handles well and sells cheap on the grounds that it was manual only. In all fairness, a car like that would sell to the less-affluent Jalop but it's a niche market in a country of nearly 300mil people.

The pictures are from the source page. An Ebay listing. They were not taken by Jalopnik staff.

The Boss 429 was always one of the best looking 'Stangs, but I can't help think it's almost too sleek towards the rear. Here's some '64-flavoured antidote.

Why do you split hairs?

You want cool? You want car/truck with animal name? I present to you, Steve McQueen and a Ford Puma!

The SRT-10 was never a well named animal...

Named after the P51 Mustang (a plane) which was in turn named after the horse. Maybe I'm splitting hairs but it stopped me suggesting it.

The Daily Mail is shameful. They're meant to be (trying to be) a respectful news source and they go with stories about expensive cars parked in disabled spaces. Racist, anti-semitic, elitist, ageist wankers. Now we can add time-wasting to that list.

If there's one thing I hate more than Bruno Mars, it's pikeys, and this looks very pikey to me.

AHAHA YES!

As the question is "What is your automotive guilty pleasure?" I'm going to think outside the box and say terrible seat covers that no-one really needs but stores seem to continue to sell. Because lace-car.

That's not just a three-door Fiesta. It's a UK-spec Zetec S, and it's every 17 year old boy's dream here.

There are two things that can make any car okay to like.

I'm not even sure if it really should be a "guilty pleasure" but I'm always ashamed to admit I really like the first-gen Insight. I'm indifferent towards the covered rear wheel but overall I think it looks great.

I'm 21 and just bought one (1.6 petrol non-turbo, Gun Metallic, red interior). I don't know what market you're in and what trims are available but I got the UK-spec Accenta Premium (with the Nissan Connect system).

(Anyone who thinks the picture is meant to be racist can get out. Like, right now.)

A Nissan Juke. I know it's not a popular car with a lot of people on here but I'm 21 and wanted something a bit different, plus as I said you get heaps of gadgets for the price.