Or maybe just 2 hours of this playing on repeat: 🎶What about men! What about men!🎶

I really hope Stephen Clark wasn't one of their professors.

Well I don't know any black people personally, but I do enjoy watching reruns of "The Jeffersons" so I assume I can say the N-word from time to time. Right?

No. They also rank high schools. And coming this fall: preschools.

Look at that! I assume correctly.

"You don't know my schedule! Maybe 8:00 on Tuesday night at Alamo Drafthouse in Austin is the ONLY time and place I can see Wonder Woman. Ever." - Plaintiff's closing argument

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Albany Law School is not a Top 10 Law School. Or Top 100.

I think you mean architect.

Could've been worse. Could've been "According to Jim."

I too, hate bullshit and prefer television that is realistic. Like when a closing argument in a murder trial takes only 45 seconds. Or when people wrap the lid of the box for a birthday present separately from the rest of the box. Or how there's always a parking space right in front of the building you're going to…

This is like suing over your vanilla ice cream tasting like my vanilla ice cream

He moved to D.C. to get away from his wife.

No, this Black Lightning is a former Alabama football star, turned mayor of Bluebell, Alabama, turned vigilante superhero.

Reign and The Vampire Diaries are also done. 4 = 4

Cernovich and the Comet Ping Pong story were ripped from the headlines for last night's episode of Law and Order: SVU. And I must say the actor playing the Cernovich-inspired character was brilliant because I just wanted to punch my TV whenever his face appeared. Sort of like how I want to punch my laptop watching…

I remember when she tried to run down Tonya Harding for an interview. Comedy gold!

Archie and Miss Grundy are the only ones who have had sex on the show. The other teens, regardless of dating status, have never been shown having sex or even talking about having had sex.

I accidentally tweeted my outrage at the Daily Male. Now everyone just thinks I'm homophobic.

Wisconsin beats Florida!

Speaking of Tom Petty, I always thought the guitar riff on 'Mary Jane's Last Dance' was the same as the riff on The Jayhawks 'Waiting for the Sun' which came out one year earlier.